Archives for the month of: May, 2010


HOLY SHAT my BFF is getting married in exactly 6 days and I’m pissing myself excited!!!
We’ve been friends for about 15 years and WOW, I can’t believe the day has finally come!
Here are the wedding shenanigans in a nutshell:

The hottest bridal party ever


Dominican Mess

Bridal Shower

Game over HOFF stagette

Behind the scenes HOFF

Time to walk down the aisle, snuggie!

Your bridesmaids are right behind ya, πŸ˜‰

You know, I LOVE leggings. They come in different colours and textures. You can completely change the look of your outfit. You can wear them with just about anything – UNDER dresses or skirts – even shorts, LONG tunics or LONG sweaters or LONG tanks.Β  You know, as long as your ass is covered one way or another. I admit, SOME people can get away with the leggings = pants ordeal…..but I find that very rare (unless you’re in a American Apparel ad). Usually I’m not really down. If you’re going to rock it as pants (your top doesn’t cover your ass), make sure that:

1. Your leggings are 100% opaque. I don’t want to see your heart patterned pink panties (or do I?) right through your ghetto TIN ass leggings that should pass for tights.
2. You are wearing a thong. I hate panty lines. Don’t wear tight up granny panties that split your ass into 4 quarters.
3. There are no friction holes in your crotch. No one wants to see that.
5. Whatever you do, keep it classy son!

Here are some examples of what I mean. I’m sure you’ll agree:

Not classy (See #5)

Camel Toe. See #4

Panty lines with WHITE leggings? OH HELL NO


What's the point of wearing them at all?


Yo Gabba gabba!

Here are the long awaited behind the scenes pics, and shots that didn’t make the flyer for Rhyme & Wine II.
Our model, Azalea is just beautiful!

Once again – dope team. Need I say more?

Art Direction & Design: Marc Ghali
Photography: Shaun Joseph
Styling: (Yours truly) J Marie
Hair & Make Up: Debbie Celis for Product of Society
Model: Azalea Hart