I know. I suck!

Sorry to keep you waiting. I mean, I really don’t remember much…

Just a lovely and delicious dinner with my bestest and closest friends, my PFESTER BDAY girls Chapeau and Mama Tai Sue, a gigantor surprise birthday cake, my boy DJ Surreal Sound getting the party started, my girl DJ Sivuplay tearing it up all night, custom made “panty” drinks just for me and my girls, a dress to impress the hoff in noir dress code, a full house with over a hundred of the greatest friends that I like to call fam, the 100 drinks I downed like water, the panties we threw at everyone at midnight that ended up around my neck, the brief I was catching everyone in like butterflies, the mic I was yelling bullshit into, the laps I kept running around the club, the toilet my head was in, my girls taking shifts babysitting me as usual, Danie brave enough to stick her finger down my throat and barf my delicious dinner, throwing up in front of the valet boy at the hotel, and of course everyone who made my birthday weekend perfect! Oh, and the most dirtiest, rudest hangover ever. You know, just a regular ol’ birthday…

BWHAHAHAHAHAH. On the real – my dirty thirty couldn’t gotten better than that, SON!

I didn’t even make it to be the HOFF!

So anyway here’s the real reason why you came, PICS!

Obviously there are a million more – but I can’t post them all. Here are a few of my faves.

And the award goes to….

Best Pantyfest Flyer

Best Girlfriends

Best Bday Pro Nails

Best BFF's

Best Sorella

Best Dj (and Shey too!)

Best PFesters!!!

Best Fam

Best Homegirl

Best time ever

Best Friend ❤

Best Pantyfest Sport

Best BFF and BFF Fiance